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Liberals are children of optimism.
They are intelligent, compassionate,
tolerant, long-sighted and
aim at social justice and equality.
Conservatives are are children of cynicism.
They are dim-witted, arrogant,
intolerant, short-sighted and
aim at individual profiteering.
Pearly Gates aims at distinguishing these two ideologies
by offering proofs from various news articles
and humorous sources.