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  • Liberals are children of optimism.
    They are intelligent, compassionate,
    tolerant, long-sighted and
    aim at social justice and equality.
  • Conservatives are are children of cynicism.
    They are dim-witted, arrogant,
    intolerant, short-sighted and
    aim at individual profiteering.

  • Pearly Gates aims at distinguishing these two ideologies
    by offering proofs from various news articles
    and humorous sources.